When I Were a Lad

Back in the day luxury warehouses supplying quality sofa produce, as seen in DFS, were a rarity. Consequently sofas were routinely home made. From this fine example we can deduce that Kevs family were a) poor and b) had extremely bad taste!

Another interesting feature of the period relates to the absence of the characteristic mane. In the early years the golden locks were meagre in comparison to the legend they would become. Kevin is testimony to the fact that baldness can be beneficial!

Kevin Died late sunday evening after choking violently on his hair. We hope that this will teach young people to drink more and only watch channel 4 after 6pm.